It may not be the question for the ages, but what do people read while on the throne? And perhaps a relevant follow-up: Why?
Let me be clear, I’m all business in the bathroom. I go when I have to go. No newspaper, iPhone or tablet.
It’s true, as a kid visiting my grandmother, I used an outhouse with a stack of Sears & Roebuck catalogs. But their purpose wasn’t for reading.
But I digress.…